Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Peaceniks Invade D.C.

Castro and Chavez Meet With Democrats!

Breaking News ......
This UI reporter has just learned that Castro and Chavez met this evening with the Democrat/Communist/Socialist Party of St. Croix County. High ranking officials of the DCS Party will be confiscating guns starting tomorrow.

Reward Offered By UI For Lost Dog

Oh Where Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone??

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